In Response to Reggie's Post on Germs

Thanks a lot Reggie, I will never eat again.
Well maybe just an egg, if it's straight from the hen.

A germaphobe I was, and now it's times 10
McDonalds OR Wendy’s, I may never eat again

Now that was a lie, I must fully admit
Who could give up, all that greasy shit

Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow
But soon I’ll run out, of all my willpower

I’ll still use the drive through, I think the best bet
Less chance of getting germs, and the floors are still wet

I think I failed to mention, I’m afraid of water too
That’s why you’ll see me walkin round, in 5 inch platform shoes

A day in my life, might quit possibly be
The most ridiculous thing, you will ever see

Don’t step on a crack, or go under a ladder
And don’t forget the soap, after emptying your bladder

Wash your hands three times, and then wipe them down
Don’t touch the door handle, without your sleeve down

You people laugh now, but if only you could see
The microscopic germs, that keep attacking me

I swear they are there, I’m not completely crazy
But then again those shots, are making things a bit hazy

I better get home, it looks like it might rain
I can’t let that acid, eat away at my brain

Good thing I brought my helmet, I knew it would come in handy
If I could only remember the words, to Yankee Doodle Dandy

Skip home I will, skip home I must
It’s Friday again, and I must go dust.