When we go out, on the town
You hang with us, your guaranteed no frown
I'll get drunk, I love Bazooka Joe's
Sit around, make fun of the hoe's
Not the garden rakes, that would be no fun
The kind that see a popo, then take off there shoes to run
After a few more drinks, we may think we can dance
The librarian or chips, either way your takin a chance
Of fallen in love, cause we are the shit
and I'll tell ya right now, it's not because your lit.
It's a gift we discovered, 10 months ago
T-Dizz and Ray Ray together, equals bustin a flow
Now don't get up, in all our kool-aid
We want more from a guy, than just gettin laid
Open the door, it's the old fashion thing to do
and if you are gonna buy us a drink, go ahead and make it two
Now it's gettin late, and about time to call it a night
Maybe we will make it home, without Ray Ray gettin in a fight
She's a bad ass, and has some serious bling
I think a few of the bouncers, want to buy her a ring
We bust out our spinner watches ,and it catches your eye
We're as cool as super man, except we can't fly
Our super powers are centered, around being cool
If you need a few pointers, were opening a school
If your not to sure, you can come take a look
And if you live too far away, we should soon have a book
You can study all you want, but there is no guarantee
that you will ever be as cool, as Ray Ray and me
What can I say, it's tough being us
We even have a blue and orange party bus
Ray Ray use to pimp it, driving around Ox's b-ball team
But now we go to the bar, to blow off some steam
We will go out, but won't wait in line
Were VIP, and we don't pay a dime
If there's a new guy at the door, it will be alright
He will know our names, by the end of the night
We don't need to roll up, in a high class limo
We could take the Red Dragon, or an orange pinto.
T-shirt and jeans, no need to dress up
I don't need a tank top, to show off my double D-cup
We like to be comfy, no one to impress
But for special occasions, we'll put on a dress
We clean up nice, Ray does the "Ferggie" with her hair
I haven't shaved my legs, someone get the Nair
Now we're all cleaned up, and ready to go out
I better get going, it's gonna be a good time no doubt
Friday, April 13, 2007
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3 comments:
OMG you said hoe. I'm telling.
Hey HO-mie! I love your poems! More, more, more!
Wow...do these just come to you that quick? That is awesome!
BTW--LOVED the one you left on my blog!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!
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