Friday, April 13, 2007

Ray Ray and T-DIz out on the town.

When we go out, on the town
You hang with us, your guaranteed no frown

I'll get drunk, I love Bazooka Joe's
Sit around, make fun of the hoe's

Not the garden rakes, that would be no fun
The kind that see a popo, then take off there shoes to run

After a few more drinks, we may think we can dance
The librarian or chips, either way your takin a chance

Of fallen in love, cause we are the shit
and I'll tell ya right now, it's not because your lit.

It's a gift we discovered, 10 months ago
T-Dizz and Ray Ray together, equals bustin a flow

Now don't get up, in all our kool-aid
We want more from a guy, than just gettin laid

Open the door, it's the old fashion thing to do
and if you are gonna buy us a drink, go ahead and make it two

Now it's gettin late, and about time to call it a night
Maybe we will make it home, without Ray Ray gettin in a fight

She's a bad ass, and has some serious bling
I think a few of the bouncers, want to buy her a ring

We bust out our spinner watches ,and it catches your eye
We're as cool as super man, except we can't fly

Our super powers are centered, around being cool
If you need a few pointers, were opening a school

If your not to sure, you can come take a look
And if you live too far away, we should soon have a book

You can study all you want, but there is no guarantee
that you will ever be as cool, as Ray Ray and me

What can I say, it's tough being us
We even have a blue and orange party bus

Ray Ray use to pimp it, driving around Ox's b-ball team
But now we go to the bar, to blow off some steam

We will go out, but won't wait in line
Were VIP, and we don't pay a dime

If there's a new guy at the door, it will be alright
He will know our names, by the end of the night

We don't need to roll up, in a high class limo
We could take the Red Dragon, or an orange pinto.

T-shirt and jeans, no need to dress up
I don't need a tank top, to show off my double D-cup

We like to be comfy, no one to impress
But for special occasions, we'll put on a dress

We clean up nice, Ray does the "Ferggie" with her hair
I haven't shaved my legs, someone get the Nair

Now we're all cleaned up, and ready to go out
I better get going, it's gonna be a good time no doubt

3 comments:

Stacy said...

OMG you said hoe. I'm telling.

Terri said...

Hey HO-mie! I love your poems! More, more, more!

Logzie said...

Wow...do these just come to you that quick? That is awesome!

BTW--LOVED the one you left on my blog!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!